Satire

The best Google reviews of Canada's courthouses

Where the REAL verdicts in the justice system are delivered

Jan 27 •

How to Run a Poetry Reading (the Way I Say it Should Be Done)

Start by hurling yourself into a giant industrial fan

Jan 5 •

BYE, BITCH! In Loving Memory of Evil UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

At least he always payed his premiums on time

Dec 4, 2024 •

FNORD: DEM0CRACY, HaS FAAILED US!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!

I AMM GOINg 2 JOIN A DEMOCRAT PARAMILITARY!!!!1!1!11!!!!

Nov 8, 2024 •

Which Hogwarts house belongs in which Hogwarts house????

Ask any of my friends, sorting people into Hogwarts houses is one of my favourite hobbies.

Oct 20, 2024 •

David McGorlick

FNORD: Right-wingers TOTALLY like chicks (no homo)

THE WOKE is dying and it's because of BOOBIES and BLOWJOBS

Oct 16, 2024 •

FNORD: The steamy third-axis of the political compass

Forget left/right, authoritarian/libertarian, this is far more relevant

Sep 27, 2024 •

FNORD: Grown men who play video games scare the sh*t out of me.

Why gamers terrify me and why they should terrify you too.

Aug 16, 2024 •

Five places we should give Israel instead of Palestine

The solution to this sticky situation has arrived and it's maybe a WWII-era defensive fortress.

Jul 30, 2024 •

FNORD: Stab yourself in the dick for democracy!

Democracy is stored in the balls.

Jul 5, 2024 •

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