Satire

Six undiscovered private press folkies you've got to hear

Featuring Tarp Clancy, Liesl Eddy, and the "Mad Crawdad."

Jun 26 •

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Modest proposals for demoralizing your local literary community

Think 'Oblique Strategies' for the scene terrorist set.

Jun 12 •

Griffins Dropping "Canadian Poetry" Prize Worst Thing to Happen to Canadian Poets Since "Being Canadian Poets"

Dealing arms to fund arts, Margaret Atwood (again), and the War of 1812.

Apr 21 •

The best Google reviews of Canada's courthouses

Where the REAL verdicts in the justice system are delivered

Jan 27 •

How to Run a Poetry Reading (the Way I Say It Should Be Done)

Start by hurling yourself into a giant industrial fan

Jan 5 •

The ten worst rap lyrics I sent to friends in 2024

With bars like these, who needs wack MCs?

Dec 31, 2024 •

FNORD: DEM0CRACY, HaS FAAILED US!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!

I AMM GOINg 2 JOIN A DEMOCRAT PARAMILITARY!!!!1!1!11!!!!

Nov 8, 2024 •

Which Hogwarts house belongs in which Hogwarts house????

Ask any of my friends, sorting people into Hogwarts houses is one of my favourite hobbies.

Oct 20, 2024 •

David McGorlick

FNORD: Right-wingers TOTALLY like chicks (no homo)

THE WOKE is dying and it's because of BOOBIES and BLOWJOBS

Oct 16, 2024 •

FNORD: The steamy third-axis of the political compass

Forget left/right, authoritarian/libertarian, this is far more relevant

Sep 27, 2024 •

FNORD: Grown men who play video games scare the sh*t out of me.

Why gamers terrify me and why they should terrify you too.

Aug 16, 2024 •

Five places we should give Israel instead of Palestine

The solution to this sticky situation has arrived and it's maybe a WWII-era defensive fortress.

Jul 30, 2024 •

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