FNORD: DEM0CRACY, HaS FAAILED US!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!
I AMM GOINg 2 JOIN A DEMOCRAT PARAMILITARY!!!!1!1!11!!!!
NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN AAAAAAA
I PUNXCHED A HOLE IN RIGHT THROUGH MT DRYWALL IN THE EXACT SPOT WHERE I PUNCHED IT IN 2016 AND NOW I HAVE ANOTHR HOLE AND I HAVE TO PATCH IT AGA9IN AND IM GONNA LOSWE MY FRICKING SECURITY DEPOSIT
the time is now. as a Canadian citizen I must joiin up with an interntional brigarde of the Democratic Party, just like in the Spanish Civil war only this time it actuallty meangs something. Unlike whatever that was about, THIS time we’re STOPPING FASCISM. EVIL MUST BE PUNISHED!!!!!!1!!`
DEMOICRACY HAS FAILLED US!!!!1!!!!!!! AAASAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!@!! SCR*W DR*MPF I HAVE HAD IT IWTH THE ORANGE MAN. it is time for Democrats and their supporters everywhere to become MILITANRTS!!!!!!
HERe IS THE PLAN: we r going to buuy several boxes of balaklavas, some camo onesies, and some boxes of surfgical masks (two more weeks to flatten the curve!). We will coordinate sevaral teams of liberals to go to the nearest community centers, schools, and government buildings armed with hunting knives and AK-47s. Then we will give the signal, and rthey will all gett down into position and then they will wait there prone for four years until those buildings become polling stations and they can go VOTE AGAIN. WATCH THE FRICK OUT!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!~!!!!
Doug Fnord is a senior political op-ed writer for Discordia Review. He has a Masters in political science from DeVry University. His opinions are not endorsed (or respected) by Discordia Review.