Start by hurling yourself into a giant industrial fan
Man, after editing a poetry magazine for 16 years (2000 - 2016) and taking part in plenty of others - I fucking hate poetry readings. Still will go if anybody asks me, because: vanity.
And who doesn't enjoy playing the role of Statler or Waldorf?
I really enjoyed that - although I will say that I actually quite enjoy the poetry bit of a poetry evening, not just the breaks and going home!
Sounds pretty perverse to me, but it takes all kinds to make a world.
Man, after editing a poetry magazine for 16 years (2000 - 2016) and taking part in plenty of others - I fucking hate poetry readings. Still will go if anybody asks me, because: vanity.
And who doesn't enjoy playing the role of Statler or Waldorf?
I really enjoyed that - although I will say that I actually quite enjoy the poetry bit of a poetry evening, not just the breaks and going home!
Sounds pretty perverse to me, but it takes all kinds to make a world.