Prophecy and Divination

Horoscopes for the irredeemable

The only astrology readings that come with free bags of loose meat

Dec 4 •

Joshua Chris Bouchard

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FROM MIDTRIBULATION—

The Visions of Emilie Lafleur

Oct 27 •

Fellow Travellers

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A moment of Zen with the devil himself

Discordia's resident astrologer offers tips for enduring this godless endeavour

Sep 4 •

Joshua Chris Bouchard

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Dear Abby for psychos

Discordia's resident astrologer answers real questions from real readers.

Jul 10 •

Joshua Chris Bouchard

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The shadow people came back wearing hula hoops and French berets.

Discordia's resident astrologer returns with more troubling news for your immediate future

Jun 2 •

Joshua Chris Bouchard

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Aries, if you breed you'll regret it.

Introducing "The Horoscopes of Josh, with Joshua Chris Bouchard"

Apr 4 •

Joshua Chris Bouchard

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